Zodiac Signs as Cocktails: Which One Are You?

Ever thought about what your zodiac sign would be if it were a cocktail? Some pairings are so natural it's like the universe decided it, but others will catch you off guard. We've paired up each of the zodiac signs with the ideal Big Pitcher cocktail according to personality, energy levels, and that intangible something that makes every sign what they are.

Aries (March 21 - April 19): Bull Frog
Aries energy is all fire and intensity. You go headfirst into everything, and your cocktail has to be as bold as you are. Bull Frog combines five various spirits with Red Bull, making a cocktail as energetic and unstoppable as you are. This is not a cocktail for the weak hearted, just as Aries is not a sign for the weak hearted. You need something that kicks as hard as your willpower.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): SPL Sangria Red
Taurus enjoys the finer things and would rather have fewer, quality things than a large quantity of lesser items. SPL Sangria Red mixes red wine and brandy with apples and elderflower, producing something rich and luxurious. Like Taurus, this cocktail waits patiently to be savored. Each taste has new layers, just like your personality. You're not going anywhere in a hurry, and neither should your cocktail experience.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Long Island Iced Tea
Geminis are complex and multifaceted, never quite what they appear to be at first sight. Long Island Iced Tea appears harmless but contains five different spirits in one unsuspecting smooth drink. Like Gemini, it's full of surprises and keeps others on their toes. One moment it's refreshing, the next revealing its full strength. Ideal for the sign that is always two things simultaneously.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Special Hot
Cancers are all about home, comfort, and warmth. Special Hot combines dark rum and hot apple juice, black tea, cinnamon, and honey. It's a warm hug in a glass, comforting and caring. This cocktail knows that sometimes you just need comfort over thrill, and it provides that soft warmth that makes everything better.

Leo (July 23 - August 22): The Big Pitcher
Leos are born performers who adore being the center of attention. The Big Pitcher is figuratively the star of the show, the one that makes a statement. Brandy, sweet wine, black tea, hazelnut, and blue curacao come together to make it dramatic, intense, and impossible to overlook. Like Leo, it demands respect and adoration from everyone who lays eyes on it.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Gin Genius
Virgos are meticulous, considerate, and value something well-made. Gin Genius mixes together gin and triple sec, sour mix, litchi juice, and basil seeds in just the right amount. Every component is utilized, nothing extra or unnecessary. As with Virgo, the cocktail is meticulously assembled and perfected, demonstrating that attention to detail makes something special.

Libra (September 23 - October 22): Romantic Martini
Libras are the epitome of balance, beauty, and romance. Romantic Martini mixes white wine, martini rosso, gin, mango crush, and passion fruit into one flowing and balanced drink. It's refined without being snooty, sweet without cloying. Like Libra, it strikes the ideal middle ground and makes it seem like a breeze.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Strong Big Ice Tea
Scorpios are passionate, enigmatic, and contain more strength than people anticipate. Strong Big Ice Tea blends five separate spirits with almond syrup and lemon, making something that appears innocent but gradually shows its real power. Similar to Scorpio, this cocktail contains layers that gradually start to show, and before you appreciate its full strength, you are already spellbound.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Paradise
Sagittarius, the ever-roaming wanderer, is constantly looking for new experiences and adventures. Paradise combines tequila, triple sec, blue curacao, lime juice, and pineapple juice to taste like tropical getaway. It's exotic, daring, and a reminder that there is a whole wide world to explore out there. Ideal for the sign always mapping out the next trip.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): SPL Sangria White
Capricorns are discerning, ambitious, and enjoy a quality that will last the distance. SPL Sangria White has white wine and brandy mixed with fresh pineapple and apple juice and is something of beauty and longevity. Like Capricorn, it is solid in its foundations and only improves with age. This is not a glittering drink, but it is certainly classy.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): OMG
Aquarius is the nonconformist, the visionary, the doer. OMG combines vodka, rum, gin, tequila, and triple sec with cranberry juice to produce something unorthodox and pushing boundaries. Like Aquarius, this cocktail won't be easily pigeonholed and makes its own rules. It's bold, original, and certainly not for all.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Passion Pit
Pisces are soft, impressionable, sensitive, and intuitive. Passion Pit is vodka with fresh chunks of orange, orange juice, sour mix, and passion fruit—all the complexities are profound yet softening. Just like the complexities of the Pisces, it reveals itself very slowly and leaves you with a feeling that you've just experienced something special.

Discovering your zodiac cocktail is only the start. The magic comes in when you're sitting at Big Pitcher, drinking with friends, and learning that your cosmic cocktail is even more delicious than you've dreamed it would be. Whether you're a hot-headed Aries or a dreamy Pisces, there's something here for you that touches your heart and hits your taste buds just right.